{"product_id":"holiday-armadillo-christmas-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Holiday Armadillo Christmas Sweatshirt, Funny Ugly Christmas Crewneck, Christmas Party Sweater, White Elephant Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring a little desert mischief to the holiday season with this cozy Holiday Armadillo sweatshirt. The cheerful armadillo illustration, warm folk-inspired details, snowflakes, and festive lettering capture the playful spirit of unconventional Christmas traditions. It’s made for armadillo fans, quirky holiday households, and anyone who prefers their winter style with a wink. Wear it while trimming the tree, gathering for an ugly-sweater party, or settling in for a cozy movie night. The medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend feels warm and dependable, while the classic crewneck fit, ribbed collar and cuffs, tear-away label, and durable double-needle stitching make it comfortable through repeated seasonal wear. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfortable warmth and durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Classic fit with a crew neckline and elastic ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Double-needle stitching reinforces key seams for long-lasting wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit construction without side seams reduces fabric waste and improves appearance\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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