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Wear it to curl up with a late-night monster movie, stroll through misty lakeside parks, or headline your next casual meet-up with friends who love kitschy folklore and graphic storytelling.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center, and wrists\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz\/yd²) fabric for durability and color retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; garment meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":50569779052763,"sku":"34197460247512561736","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50569779085531,"sku":"27858622849826463194","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":50569779118299,"sku":"13688048371870276046","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":50569779151067,"sku":"12274586145086225499","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":50569779183835,"sku":"54422126758373925728","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50569779216603,"sku":"78376709602779934847","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":50569779249371,"sku":"31414362328606798687","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":50569779282139,"sku":"16406265288315523193","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":50569779314907,"sku":"64422085401585867382","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50569779347675,"sku":"27392540334328422431","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":50569779380443,"sku":"30426875499306792648","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":50569779413211,"sku":"66601933089710853010","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":50569779445979,"sku":"17806921459405540544","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50569779478747,"sku":"31267888491788928037","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":50569779511515,"sku":"63818083495699877554","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":50569779544283,"sku":"13647682542160549249","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":50569779577051,"sku":"91340834979234572777","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50569779609819,"sku":"31223126995700759626","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":50569779642587,"sku":"18933310785647117842","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":50569779675355,"sku":"96283466756827076013","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":50569779708123,"sku":"97320249848948906192","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":50569779740891,"sku":"22751713610549544842","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":50569779773659,"sku":"23571117187103449927","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":50569779806427,"sku":"19511920990895874283","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/0010\/2875\/files\/9236883447943210243_2048_custom.jpg?v=1791161530","url":"https:\/\/wickedthreadsociety.com\/products\/loch-ness-monstress-sweatshirt","provider":"Wicked Thread Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}