A Christmas Story Soap Poisoning Funny Crewneck Sweatshirt

A Christmas Story Soap Poisoning Funny Crewneck Sweatshirt

M / Military Green
$40.00
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A Christmas Story Soap Poisoning Funny Crewneck Sweatshirt

$40.00

Description

A darkly playful statement sweatshirt featuring a vintage-style portrait framed by radiating lines and bold red “SOAP POISONING” lettering. The design has an offbeat, irreverent feel that suits horror fans, weird-art collectors, and anyone drawn to unsettling humor. Wear it on chilly nights, at alt-art gatherings, during spooky-season outings, or whenever your wardrobe needs a little macabre personality. Made with a medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend, it has a classic crewneck fit, soft feel, ribbed trim, and durable double-needle stitching for comfortable everyday wear. The tubular knit construction has no side seams, while the tear-away label helps reduce irritation.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed, shape-retaining collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Double-needle stitching reinforces major seams for lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction without side seams reduces fabric waste and improves comfort
- Adult sizing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
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Personalize Your Product

Made to order and shipped from the U.S. Order by December 10 for Christmas delivery.

Details
A darkly playful statement sweatshirt featuring a vintage-style portrait framed by radiating lines and bold red “SOAP POISONING” lettering. The design has an offbeat, irreverent feel that suits horror fans, weird-art collectors, and anyone drawn to unsettling humor. Wear it on chilly nights, at alt-art gatherings, during spooky-season outings, or whenever your wardrobe needs a little macabre personality. Made with a medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend, it has a classic crewneck fit, soft feel, ribbed trim, and durable double-needle stitching for comfortable everyday wear. The tubular knit construction has no side seams, while the tear-away label helps reduce irritation.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed, shape-retaining collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Double-needle stitching reinforces major seams for lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction without side seams reduces fabric waste and improves comfort
- Adult sizing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Size guide

Our graphic tees and crewnecks have a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes or want an oversized look, size up one.

How to measure: lay a shirt you love flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits. Then compare it to the chest width for your style on our size charts.

Shipping & Returns

Made to order. Every piece is printed just for you after you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Delivery: most U.S. orders arrive in 3 to 8 business days. Items from the same order may ship in separate packages.

Free shipping on U.S. orders over $60.

Holiday deadlines: order by November 13 for Thanksgiving and by December 10 for Christmas delivery.

Returns: request a return within 7 days of delivery. We send a free return label and there is no restocking fee. Items must be unworn and unwashed. Personalized items are final sale.

Questions? Email support@wickedthreadsociety.com.

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