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This soft, vintage-inspired tee carries a playful holiday attitude — the graphic reads “Deck the Halls (Not My Nerves)” with retro illustrations of a frazzled decorator, a crooked tree, and cheerful mid-century stars. It feels like the warm, chaotic living room on the first night of decorating: messy tinsel, laughing kids, and a dog underfoot. Wear it when you’re wrapping presents by lamplight, untangling lights on the porch, or showing up to a casual holiday movie night. The fabric sits close to the skin without feeling heavy, and the crew neckline keeps the look classic and relaxed. It’s an easy, tongue-in-cheek way to share a wink with fellow holiday survivors and bring character to cozy seasonal gatherings.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft feel (varies by color in some blends)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; DTF/DTG printed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU 2-year warranty; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors