Bring a little irreverence to the holiday season with this “Jingle Bells Heavy as Hell” crewneck sweatshirt. Its vintage-inspired Nordic border, bold lettering, and festive red-and-green palette give classic Christmas cheer a mischievous edge. Made for adults who like their ugly-sweater humor with a cleaner, more wearable look, it belongs at holiday parties, Christmas gatherings, winter errands, and cozy nights by the tree. The medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend feels warm and dependable, while the classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband keep the silhouette comfortable and in shape. A playful layer for anyone who hears sleigh bells—and feels the seasonal weight.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband help retain shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean finish and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching and a tear-away label for added durability and comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Size chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50